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Stables, RSI, XRPL, and Xahau EVR are relative XRP. Open XAH/EVR bags stay capital until sold. Total marks all four into XRP. Deposits and parks stay capital.
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Tune
HOW TO TUNE THIS BOT
Choose the bot clock
Each clock keeps its own settings. Click a Tune card to run that clock now — looking and trading match on 1m / 15m / 2h / 4h. Other chart times (5m, 1h, 1d…) are looking only. Save keeps this wallet’s typed numbers. Use learned loads the latest learned values. Reset restores factory numbers.
How signals combine
One lit trading indicator trades alone. With two or more lit, every enabled indicator must agree on buy or sell. Moonbag changes trade size and is not a vote.
RSI levels
Sell swaps core XRP to RLUSD. Moonbag Sell is the higher cap. Dip buy spends unreserved RLUSD; Bottom buy spends the reserved remainder.
Trade size
Moonbag keeps that share of XRP on a sell. Bottom reserves that share of RLUSD for Bottom buy; Dip buy spends the rest.
Fair value gap
Fair Gap is its trading switch. Alone it trades alone; with other indicators it must agree with all of them.
Institution and Elliott
Institution reads structure, sweeps, and order blocks. Elliott reads swing waves. Their pills turn each confirmation on or off for this clock.
HOW TO READ THIS CHART
Price, RSI, and equal avg
Price and RSI use the equal average of Coinbase XRP-USD and XRPL XRP/RLUSD when both feeds print the same bar. Candles/Line and the chart timeframe change the view, not the bot clock.
Fair value gaps
An FVG is a three-candle skip. Lit FVG on Tune can fill; Off leaves that slot N/A.
Inst and Elliott
Inst reads structure, sweeps, and order blocks. Elliott reads swing waves. Chart pills only draw; Tune pills trade.
WITHDRAWAL
Verify the lolcal r-address on the computer first.
Funds can only go to the lolcal r-address that proved ownership of this Lolcal. The encrypted request returns to your computer for its local signer.
DEPOSIT
Hot wallet is not ready.
Send native XRP only from the verified lolcal r-address.
Verify the lolcal r-address first.
The QR opens a payment to this appΓÇÖs locked hot wallet. Confirm the sending account matches the address above. Signing stays on the sending wallet ΓÇö this window never receives a secret phrase.
Send official XRPL RLUSD only from the verified lolcal r-address.
Verify the lolcal r-address first.
RLUSD deposit is blocked until the hot walletΓÇÖs official RLUSD trustline is ready.
Select RLUSD in the sending XRPL wallet and confirm this appΓÇÖs hot-wallet r-address before signing.
Convert official RLUSD on a Squid-supported network into native XRP for this hot wallet.
Add SQUID_INTEGRATOR_ID to the local app .env to enable live routes.
Route ready. Open it from the sending wallet and review the network, amount, fees, and XRP destination before signing.
This app never asks for the external walletΓÇÖs secret or signs its transaction.
CONVERT
Pick what you are spending and what you want, including XRP. It converts on this pouch — same as the desk Convert page.
Up to 0 on this pouch.
Max XRP buy
Each funded stable caps the XRP it can buy at its own mid. Pick one to spend it into XRP.
House Wi‑Fi or this PC only. Signing stays at the pouch. This window never receives a secret phrase.
Switching connection…
CONNECTED
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Your wallet keys never come to this website or phone.
Pairing and phone replacement remain available only on your house Wi-Fi.
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